Whenever life get you down   Keeps you wearing a frown   And the gravy train has left you behind   And when your all out of hope   Down at the end of your rope   And nobody's there to throw you a line      If you ever get so low   That you don't know which way to go   Come on and take a walk in my shoes   Never worry 'bout a thing   Got the world on a string   Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)      I take a look at my enormous penis   And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)   I take a look at my enormous penis   And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)      I got a sing and I dance   When I glance in my pants   And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day   I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis   And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)      *Whistle Solo*      Zubudo zus zus zuboo-davey ba jud zud zuboo-day   Vabyado vuz vuz ba shoo-ba-do wah    Zubudo zub zub shaloo dub dub pe-e-enis      Sing along at home why don't you?    Two, three      I take a look at my enormous penis (it's not that hard)   And my troubles start a-meltin' away (just Bob and Tom)   I take a look at my enormous penis   And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)   Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts   And the feelin's like a sun shiny day   I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis   And a-ev'rything is goin' my way (on bob and tom now)   Ev'rything is goin' my way (hey look at these goobers)   Ev'rything is goin' my way (Ai-chi-wow-wah)   Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay   Yummmmm