My penis is like a hot-dog,    but I don't get monthly blood drips   My penis hardly even used   My penis's got lots of extra skin   They took my outtie and made it an in   Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond      Operation, successful   But now I gotta pee   Through a miniature hole   Gotta remember to put the seat down   And when I wipe my ass   I go from front to back   Cause I don't want a bladder infection      I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans   I trade it in for a pair of used cans   Now I get to hang with lesbians      Operation, paid up front   Now I show all my friends    My new designer cunt   They think I'm kinda weird   But that's ok with me   Cause now I kick their ass    Played from the gentlemens tee   There's nothing finer   Than having a penis