[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO]      I said forget about it   As I drive off away from the drive through   This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight   I said Bavarian Creme   But she's got a funny way of thinking I meant Eclair   I'd like to shove my Donut up her ass   And drive off with my finger in the air   Oh yeah      I order black, she gives me cream   Sometimes it's something in between   Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out   But then she just changes her mind   My juice is hot, my coffee's cold   Sometimes my donut's growing mold   This Dunkin Donut lady,   There's something wrong with her   It's every other time   Every other time      Sometimes I sit around thinking I could avoid aggravation   If I just pour myself some Rice Crispies   Or just toast up some Pop Tarts   But when I taste that Egg and Cheese   The muscles give out in my knees   And then my eyes they roll back in my head; nuff said   I think I'm hooked what can I do?   I give my order then drive through   But guaranteed when I pull up   It's not the way, uh-uh uh-uh, I ordered it      Sometimes it's black, sometimes it's cream   Sometimes it's something in between   Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out   But then she just changes her mind   I never said I wanted Chai   Sometimes I swear I think she's high   This Dunkin Donut lady,   There's something wrong with her   It's every other time   Every other time   Every other time      Give it up homegirl, you should quit   You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it   I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot   Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block      I said forget about it   As I drove off away from the drive through   This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight      I order black, she gives me cream   Sometimes it's something in between   Sometimes she looks as though she might have figured it out   But then she just changes her mind   My juice is hot, my coffee's cold   Sometimes my donut's growing mold   This Dunkin Donut lady,   There's something wrong with her   It's every other time   Every other time      Give it up homegirl, you should quit   You know and if you don't I think I'm sick of it   I'm gonna drive my car right off the lot   Cause there's a Krispy Kreme right down the block