There's a power within me   There's an empire down below   Where energy and miracles   Are free and often flow   So come on everybody now   Men and women, young and old   I can feel your pain   If you touch my pants      My pants love you   My pants need you   My pants want you in the middle of the night      Come on everybody now want my pants   Come on everybody now love my pants   Come on everybody now touch my pants   Come on everybody now lick my pants      My pants!   They're a miracle!   You know they're great   You know they're not spherical   When I move they do a dance   Everybody loves my funky pants   London, England   Paris, France   Come on down for a little romance   Everybody take a chance   Come on down and touch my pants!      Everybody, everybody   My pants!   [repeated in mix]   Yes touch me now      It's M.C. Kielbasa   We're rocking in the house on the microphone   Uh-huh   He's gonna tell you a little bit   About where he is from      I'm a sausage, I'm a sausage   I'm a spicy Eastern European sausage, baby      Oh yeah, M.C., gimmee a slice of that   How ya doin', y'all?   Are you ready to get funky now, yeah   Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night   Lemmee hear you say Yo!      Yo!      Lemmee hear you say Yoyo!      Yoyo!      Lemmee hear you say [eastern chant]      Pants!   Pants are like Jesus   They can cure all known diseases   They get stained when you dip them in cheeses   They get cold in the breezes   You're an ocean, they're in seases   You're a cat, they get fleases   My pants they always pleases   My pants they love you baby      Come on everybody now want my pants   Come on everybody now love my pants   Come on everybody now touch my pants   Come on everybody now lick my pants   My pants!