[Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!"      When I go down the seaside   I'm feeling rather rude   The girls in their bikinis   Are showing all their boobs   And when they see my stick of rock   They all shout out with glee   If all you give it all away   Please save a lick for me      Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   I've never seen one as big as that before   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   It must be fourteen inches long or more!      I took a stroll along the beach   My rock was in my hand   I saw a girl buried   Up to her neck in sand   She said some boys did this to me *   So please help get me out   Before I could assist her   My rock shot in her mouth      And she cried-   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   I've never seen one as big as that before   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   It must be fourteen inches long or more!      I'm always in the discos   As soon as the sun goes down   I chat up all the nice galls   With bodies nice and brown   I take them back to me chalet   And they always get a shock   When I turn the lights on   And they see the size of me rock      They all cry-   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   I've never seen one as big as that before   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   It must be fourteen inches long or more!      When me holidays are over   Me rock goes home with me   Athough it's not as big as it was   It's big enough for me   If you want to know who my girlfriend is   Take a look around the place   She's the one in the corner   With a smile upon her face      And she loves that it's a big one   She's never seen one as big as that before   And she loves that it's a big one   It must be fourteen inches long or more!      [Judge Dread]: "Well darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this have you?"   [Girlfriend]: "Oh yes I have. The milkman's got one, and he showed it to me while you were on holiday"   [Judge Dread]: "Coo, that must be what they mean by 'are you getting enough'. I'll tell you what, you're not getting any more of mine!"   [Girlfriend]: "Oh come on"      Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   I've never seen one as big as that before   Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one   It must be fourteen inches long or more!