Mangoat!   Mangoat!      Lotta good that PhD did me   Stuck... grocery store security   Cigar store Indian   Fake badge authority   Nothing ever happens here      Hark!   Camera, aisle 5   Dude with hair sprayed on   Pocketing razors, pantyhose... why not?   Can opener and creme corn - what?!?!      Mangoat   Too hairy   Must shave   Must warn others      No foam   All alone   Gorilla hair   Must go      Creme corn   Creme corn   Yep      Mangoat!      Poor Kaw-liga   Never got his kiss   No one-way mirrors   To lurk behind as you undress      Aye-   He's headed for the back   Singing, "The hills are alive...   With the sound of music"   Yonder,   Lady screams      Mangoat   In my stall   Make him stop   He'll shave us all      Hair off his back   Round the room it flies   Inquiring minds   Wanna know why      Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Why      "Mangoat!   Come out of that bathroom...   We have you surrounded!"      Mangoat   Clean up your hairy mess   Give up that frothy chew toy   You're under arrest      Come out with cloven hooves   Above your mossy head   Bite one more officer   You'll trade that rag for lead      Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Creme Corn   Why?