Don't ask me why  But I was walking down the streets  Of Fairfax, California  And I saw this flyer hangin'  On a telephone pole, and it said  CAN GOD FILL TEETH?  That's right!  For a $10 "Donation"  You could see silver fillings turn  To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."  New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a  Flashlight and a mirror to observe.  But wait a minute -  Didn't I just read  About how the cops are getting parents  To plant bugging devices  In their kids teeth  So if they disappear they can track 'em  Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons  And all that -  And didn't I read  That these devices can go two-way  And everything that I do or say  Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now  Planted in my cavities  And they didn't even tell me  No wonder every bad thing  In and out of my mouth  Keeps winding up on my employment record  All those fillings  All those crowns  I'll show them  Who's boss of my big mouth  Where's the pliars  God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?  Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill  This is all coming out right now - TODAY!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Must be some kind of conspiracy  The whole world's a God damn conspiracy  Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy  Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Agh! Agh! Agh!  Needlenose  Up my nose  - Agh! -  Where did all these wires come from?  How far up into my skull do they go?  I pull out more and more copper spagetti  How'd my Weekly World News get all wet?  God damn fishsticks melted again  What are they trying to do to me?  No secrets left in the land of the free!  There  No one's gonna tell me what to do  It's worth eating baby food  The rest of my life  To be a free man  Bastards:  Probably wouldn't understand me anyway.