Stop everything   I think I hear the President   The Pied Piper of the TV screen   Is gonna make it simple   And he's got it all mapped out   And illustrated with cartoons   Too hard for clever folks to understand   They're more used to words like:   Ideology . . .   They're not talkin' 'bout right and left   They're talkin' 'bout   Right and wrong - do you know the difference   Right and wrong - do you know the difference    'Tween the right and the left and the east and the west   What you know and the things that you'll never see   So what ya think   You like the Yankees or the Mets this year   And what about this latest war of words   And what about the Commies   I saw the news last night   All illustrated with cartoons   So when they come with that opinion poll   They better not use words like   Ideology . . .   Or try to tell me 'bout the issues   Ideology . . .   Whose side are you on   We're talkin' 'bout   Right and wrong - do you know the difference   Right and wrong - do you know the difference    'Tween the right and the left and the east and the west   What you know and the things that you'll never see   Where are we?   Right and wrong - do you know the difference   Right and wrong - do you know the difference    'Tween the right and the left and the east and the west   What you know and the things that you'll never see