Who needs a stinking personal trainer? I can work outmyself. I can go to the gym, lift the weights, and run on the treadmill, all bymyself. Why in the HECK would I want to pay someone $50/hour or more to tell mewhat I already know? Not to mention the fact that they are always in your face,yelling at you to do more reps, watch your form, keep your back straight, blahblah blah. Who needs it? I am perfectly fine on my own thank you'or am I?
I mean, I have been working out for almost 4 years now,everyone knows me at the gym. I am there at 6pm on the dot, like clockwork. Iget in the locker room, change into my gear, get my iPod cranked up and stickon my headphones. Yep, I am ready to go! Gotta get my water bottle filled firstthough. Can't workout without plenty of water! Hey, there's Jason! I have gotto see if he saw last night's Hell's Kitchen?
?Hey Jason! Listen, did you check out Gordon Ramsay lastnight? Wow! He was??
10 minutes later
Ok, crap, still gotta fill up the water bottle. Hey, abrochure for rock climbing. I always wanted to go rock climbing, and this placelooks pretty cool! That reminds me, I want to work out my quads today. I shoulddo some squats. Great, there are like 5 people hogging the squat rack. I willjust do some leg extensions to start with. I don't want to go too heavy anyway.I have that nagging injury from when I was shoveling snow 2 years ago?there,water bottle is filled and?what the? Stupid iPod is fading in and out, must bethe headphones. Maybe I can run out to the car and see if I have my spare pairin there. I hate working out to the crazy music they play here, just not mystyle. Hey, here comes Mary Ann, she always looks fantastic! I have to find outwhat she is doing?
?Mary Ann, what is your secret? You look fantastic!?
?Well, you know that new Pilates class they started here?Well??
10 minutes later
Ok, now I am good. Got my headphones working, water bottleis full, got my workout towel and?AAAHHH, now I have to go to the bathroom.
Ok, all good. You know, my legs are fine; maybe I will justdo a few curls. Don't want to push too hard. I hate doing curls though becausehalf the time my arm hits the cord on the headphones and pulls them off. I hatethat! Maybe I will just do a mile or two on the ole recumbent bike. That willwork.
Yeah, I have been working out here at this same gym foralmost 4 years now. I am here at 6pm almost every day. I know everyone thatcomes here and everyone knows me. Like I said, who needs a personal trainer?Yeah. I know. I do?
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http://www.MrFatLoss.com , aka, Emile Jarreau is 31 yearveteran fitness professional and co-owner of M2FtinessPros.com in Long Beach, California.Also having 19 years of bodybuilding and figure coaching and previous NPCjudging experience, he specializes in fat loss and all its aspects and freelyshares online resources to the world.
