It's a long way to Anchorage   But that's where I'll go with you   We'll travel so far, dear   To escape that morning zoo   I hate MMR I hate YSP   I do not like the Grateful Dead   So just don't talk to me   I hate MMR I hate YSP   You know that classic rock   Does not interest me   People are getting angry   Maybe just they should   Cause some of us can still remember   Back when XPN was good       Feeling's woo woo woo feelings   I hate what they done to XPN   Those folk Nazis ruined my favorite station   I hate what they done to XPN   If you hear it now it's just a pale immitation       Well it's brunch with the Beatles   A tribute to Billy Joel   Four hours of Doobie Brothers   And they call that rock and roll