Hey, how did everybody get in my room?   it's saturday, another perfect day   till I hit the boardwalk   headed toward the peir   you're fucking gay!   fuck you! get outta my way   50,000 jack-offs   all on rollerblades   greased up dolphin shorts   wrist guards so it won't hurt   your mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah   but until the day, you learn to surf or skate   college jack o fagget   sportin oakley blades yeah   all on rollerblades   crash helmets to be safe, yeah   whoopie, it's fun to skate   I'll do a figure 8   watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs   oh gee, this is fun. Looks like I'd better run   14 guys on skateboards   wanna ollie off my head, yeah   this sport is so extreme   you roller disco queen   go and do the hustle   at the rollerwonderland   she blades to shrink her thighs   so she can justify   2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese   pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun   neat, neat, I really think it's neat   I'm stealing every trick off every skateboarder I meet   neat, neat, I really think it's neat   you stupid fagget rollerbladers!   rollerwonderland   cum-guzzlin fruitcakes   I hope you break your hands   rollerwonderland   cum-guzzlin fruit cake   I hope you break your fuckin neck!   YOU STUPID ROLLERBLADER, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY!