it's friday night, I've got a date   with this vegan girl Katee   you know I really like her style   smile, style   oh, I love you, Kate   but you've gone too far   you won't even sit in my brand new car   it's got reclining bucket seats   and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?   is it my cozy leather seats?   is it the covers made from sheep?   ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk   what kind of guy do you think I am?   you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan   I bought this outfit just for you   so what if they're suede?   and now my jacket too   so what am I supposed to do?   I'll freeze to death and catch the flu   ok, I'll do it just for you   we made it out and we had an ok time   I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite   she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through   next time we go out please just wear some different shoes   I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then   she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin   so what's your problem?   last friday night, you know I had a date   it was with this vegan girl   I think her name was Kate   if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score   just eat some bark and acorns   and she will like you more than me!