on a Tuesday afternoon   my mom came in my room   and said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,   and get a God damn job."   So I told her   "Hey, hey, fuck you mom   and I threw the phone at her head   but I missed and hit her in the snatch   so I slammed the door in her face!   don't ever barge in my room   or I'll kick your ass   and call the cops   and tell them I am abused   and you'll wind up in jail   while I snowboard in Vail   no one to post your bail   'cause daddy loves me more   he says that you're a         You're worthless,   You're lazy   You're stupid   A little overweight   Now gimme 20 bucks   Mommy you're so worthless   You're lazy   You're stupid   A little overweight   Now gimme 20 bucks   Now make it 50, bucks   now Mom writes me letters   I write return to sender, let her   rot there in her cell   I watch the dogs mate on her bed   sorry Mom, I had to pawn   your china, silver, and all your jewelry   I had to eat   AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!