He be the count of Monte Cristo   Could be a quake any day   Maybe somebody from Siam   Begin the era of a new rage   Keeps lickin' all the honey   Chewin' up the fat he rakes   Instead of sending to the lions   They cover him with praise      All hail Caesar   Hail! Hail!      Down at the epicenter   Things started heatin' up   Rockin' up the Richter scale   Swingin' in the chariot   Around and around we go   The senators rehearse the tale   Starring in the Coliseum   Tied upon the rack   Up comes the thumb of Caesar   To stab you in the back      All hail Caesar   Hail! Hail!      Down at the epicenter   Things started heatin' up   Rockin' up the Richter scale   Swingin' in the chariot   Around and around we go   The senators rehearse the tale      Watch out Caesar      I said hail      Hail! Hail!      All hail Caesar   Hail! Hail!