*female newsreporter talking*      "Also the, hearing from the defense department that they launched   some fifty Tomahawk cruise missiles   Not only from ahh US ships but also from British   submarines in the area"      [Chorus: 2x]   Draft me! I wanna fight for my country   Jump in a humvee and murder those monkeys!   Draft me! I'm too dedicated to fail   Justice must prevail (Justice must prevail!)      [Canibus]   Yo, I wanna get drafted, I wanna see somebody get they ass kicked   with standard military tactics   Fuck brass knuckles, I'll punch you with brass fists   Totally flowin with my emotions in my moment of madness   I'll wake up the whole barracks, murder you on your matress   And look at you like, "What's the matter?"   You better go back to your bed, before I have to act up   You might be the next one to get ripped you jacker!   You better not tell the captain   I might accidentally shoot you with the mack 10 at target practice   Runnin through the obstacle course, up and across   Over the logs, five more, damn soldier you strong   Come on, I wanna be agile and docile   Break ya legs like popsicle sticks, put you in a hospital   Stand over top of you, put a pillow over your nostrils   and just feel so sorrowful   It doesn't make me feel powerful, it's just a parable   It's just a rhyme really none of this is tangible   So don't ask me about it, I won't get angry at you   And before I get angry, I just won't answer you   You better go get in shape or lift some weights nigga   'cause next time I see you I'ma be a ape nigga   Lemme find out you still callin out my name   I'll crash into your tourbus with a plane nigga      [Chorus: 2x]      [??]   Fuckin with my freedom, leave a muh'fucker bleedin   Leave 'em in pain like a infant when he teethin   It's huntin season, and ya loved ones grievin   'cause I never back up (no sir) I never back down   Ask Brown (Ha!) From the bell to the last round   Face down, dick in the dirt, hit 'em where it hurt   Make the enemy my lil' bitch in a skirt   'cause when it rained it poured, this ain't a game it's war   One goal, one aim son, same as yours   Alotta pain to endure, terrain to explore   And I'ma hold my weapon right 'cause I was trained in the Corp   You don't want no trouble, whole city reduced to rubble   And we gon' make it happen, quick, fast, and on the double   Draft me!      [??]   So y'all best go get y'all shuffles!   (Draft me) The situation's gettin ugly   So who better butt me, and put to sleep the enemy   Draft me, pass me, the M-16   Give me a buzz cut, ask me if I give a fuck   I'm comin out blastin, military four-fashion   Twelve close castin, for weapons of mass-distraction   Outlastin, all the privates in my company   Fightin for my family, and the cats that grew up with me   My Band of Brothers, rarely just smother the enemy   Razor blades cut ya face and leave a scar so you remember me   Lurkin, to leave y'all with bloody red turbans   Screamin "Jihad!" while y'all pray to a false god   We ready for, all out war, it's time to settle the score   Grab a .44 and dump into nigga's door   Draft me, you ain't even gotta ask me, I'm ready   With the Rambo machete, using tactics that's deadly   Draft me, I swear to God, we ready for the Taliban   Drop the bomb, and huddle with some nuclear laws, come on!      [Chorus: 2x]      [Canibus (as Stan)]   Truthfully, I wouldn't wanna go to war if they asked me   I'd rather puff hashies and talk about headies and Lassie   I was just sayin to Canibus last week   I heard a record called Channel 0 that was mad deep   When I'm overseas I can't eat, the food is nasty   Bis has a seafood fancy, I'm allergic to crabby   G'head draft me, your all in my new family   I'll have a good time wavin gats at the ???   If I get hit, one of the team'll carry me   So g'head draft me, g'head draft me      [Chorus: 2x]      *George W. Bush talking*      "The only way to pursue peace is to pursue those that threaten it   We did not ask for this mission, but we will fulfill it..."