The Hukilau was the place    Where I first saw your face   We liked each other right away   But you didn’t remember me the very next day   Forgetful Lucy    Has got a nice caboose-ie   I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat   But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat   Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets    And find out why Doug always has to change his sheets   Forgetful Lucy    Cracked her head like Gary Busey   But I still love her so   And I’ll never let her go   Even if while I’m singing this song   She’s wishing I had Jocko The Walrus’ shlong   Forgetful Lucy   Her lips are so damn juicy   How about another first kiss?