I'll do you sexual favors   But I'm not into those sexual flavors   Sometimes I wish I was braver   I'm vanilla   I know about ropes and whips   Handcuffs and nipple clips   That's something I'm gonna skip   I'm vanilla   If I really get into you   Maybe I'll sing a different tune   But i´m timid, I'm telling you   I'm vanilla   People should do in bed   Whatever pops into their heads   But talk to me before planning ahead   It's gotta be mutual   So you're into discipline   It turns you on the more I sting   You're liberal, but fantasize right-wing   I'm vanilla   You'd like some skinhead boy   To be your bootlickin' bedroom toy   That's fine if it brings you joy   I'm vanilla   I'm happy to fantasize   Do whatever might arise   But even though I like surprises   I'm vanilla   You know I'll never be   As kinky as you want me to be   If that's not enough variety   Tie someone else to your bedpost