Who's that waddlin' down the street   It's just me 'cause I love to eat   Fudge and twinkies and deviled ham   Who's real flabby, yes, I am      Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view   Now my doctor tells me, there's just one thing left to do      Grapefruit diet, throw out the pizza and beer   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, oh, forget those jelly donuts out of here   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, might seem a little severe   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear, blow, fatty   (Diet)      Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce   Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss   Walked down an alley and I got stuck   I got more rolls than a pastry truck      When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more   When I leave a room, first I gotta grease the door      Grapefruit diet, can't have another eclair   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, I gotta decrease my derriere   (Diet)      I'm on a Grapefruit diet   I'm on a Grapefruit diet   I'm on a Grapefruit diet      No more pie now, no more creme brulee   Lay off the gravy and souffle   No French fries now, no ice cream parfait   Mr. Cheese Nacho, stay away      Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt   But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt      Grapefruit diet, lay off the 3 Musketeers   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, until my big booty disappears   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet, I eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears   (Diet)   Grapefruit diet 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years   (Diet)      I'm on a Grapefruit diet   I'm on a Grapefruit diet   I'm on a Grapefruit diet      I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese   I need a side order of onion rings and don't fet to super-size that, yeah