Sometimes I really want to be alone    But that's one state I'm never in    Because I know that I've got millions upon millions    Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin       (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding    (Germs) But they just come right back again    (Germs) I can't even see'em,    but I know they're up to something    Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!       They're all over me    They're inside of me    Can't get'em offa me       I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria    What do they want from me    What'll they do to me?    There's no escape for me    I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria       Now if I ever dare to go to sleep    That's when they start their sneak attack    In the morning I wake up in utter horror    To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque       (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face    (Germs) And there's more comin' every day    (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body    I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away       They're all over me    They're inside of me    Can't get'em offa me    I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria    What do they want from me    What'll they do to me?    There's no escape for me    I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria       They're creepin' around my shorts    They're under the bathroom sink    They're ridin' inside my car    They're swimmin' in every drink    They're hidin' between my toes    They're lurkin' in every kiss    I got'em way up my nose    In every orifice    I'm gonna show them who's boss    I'm gonna get even yet    Just gimme some Lysol spray    Just hand me a moist towelette    Don't tell me I'm paranoid    I know that they're after me    Look under the microscope    See??       They're all over me    They're inside of me    Can't get'em offa me    I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria    What do they want from me    What'll they do to me?    There's no escape for me    I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria       They're all over me    I can feel'em all over me    Over every part of me    Microscopic bacteria    I know they're watching me    They're always watching me    They're coming after me    Microscopic bacteria    Won't somebody help    Please sombody help me    You've got to believe me    They're out to get me    They wanna control me    They wanna destroy me    They're tryin' to kill me    It kind of upsets me