A bad little kid    moved into my neighborhood    He won't do nothing right    just a sitting got to look so good    He don't wanna go to school    and learn to read and write    Just sits around the house and plays    that rock and roll music all night    Well he put thumb tacks on teacher's chair    put chewing gum in little girl's hair    Now Junior behave yourself       Buys every rock and roll book    on the magazine stand    Every dime that he gets    oh he's off to the jukebox man    Well he worries that teacher    till at night she's aready to poop    From rocking and a rolling    spinning in a hula-hoop    Well his rock and roll has gotta stop    Junior's head is hard as rock    Now Junior behave yourself, ow       Gonna tell ya mamma    you'd better do what she said    Get to the barber shop    and get that hair cut off your head    You shoot the canary    and you fed it to the neighbor's cat    You have the cocker spaniel    a bathing mother's laundromat    Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop    Junior's head is hard as a rock    Now, Junior be have yourself, Ooo