Do you know the muffin man  The one and only muffin man  He lives on f***ing drurey lane  He makes us want to go insane    Pattycake, Pattycake bakersman  bake me a cake as fast as you can    Make a twinkie for Jake and I    While your at it make me a pie    Why can't we bake our own cakes,  your taking away our fun Mr. Muffinman    We need our zingers and ho-hos and twinkies  just to put a smile on our face    Why don't we steal an ice cream truck  Sorry but I Think I'm gonna upchuck(what!)    What was in those muffins  we know that it was something    Tell me...WHY    Girls who don't like shaving  on the dancefloor raving    Don't you know it's sick as hell  I can't think of anything that rhymes with hell    Stop the music this ain't going right    What the hell turn on the lights  (We are screaming with no music isn't this all so amusing    Disco, disco motherf***er Disco, disco(Sunlight serenade)[x8]    Blake(x8)    these lyrics are submitted by Jacob Trujillo