[Intro - Eminem]   Ballz, Ballz, Ballz [x2]   You'll never touch my...      [Chorus - Eminem]   Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,   You're standin' tough   But you know that no matter what   You'll never get the chance to touch   My ballz, ballz, ballz   ballz, ballz, ballz   You'll never touch my ballz      [Verse 1 - Swifty McVay]   I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin'   And I don't even care who the hell you call in   In this game, it ain't no talkin'   You can get it started, I nail the coffin   And all I here is "get your man up off him"   So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin' (Punk, punk)   And I ain't gotta prove you nothin'   I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons      [Verse 2 - Bizarre]   This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick   He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit   So I played my position and then don't make a move   Been doin' this for years, my team we can't lose   And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard   9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guard   Hut one, hut two, I'm ready   Hike, give the ball to Nelly   And nobody out there feels me   Take this 'fore you have to kill me   And any player in my way, I'm foldin'   Damn it, call holdin'      [Chorus - Eminem]   Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,   You're standin' tough   But you know that no matter what   You'll never get the chance to touch   My ballz, ballz, ballz   ballz, ballz, ballz   You'll never touch my ballz      [Verse 3 - Eminem]   Football, Football, I love football   Yes, tres, dos, uno   Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitch   Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle   I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole   Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek   Nevermind, let's try a quarterback sneak   Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly   That didn't work, try another play   Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up   I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt   Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre   But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls   My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls   It's the longest yard, whoop that's not the chorus   Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard   That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?   On 5 and our timeouts are gone   Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball   To the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds   48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts   Call another huddle, we're down by six   The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift   But he's so god dang high, that he's trips   Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by the fingertips   And runs the ball all the way down to the one   But he don't get in, but all we need is a put ??   But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win   But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten   God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again   Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth down   We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea   Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long   I'ma throw the bomb, c’mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on   Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I told ya   It's the longest yard      [Chorus - Eminem]   Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,   You're standin' tough   But you know that no matter what   You'll never get the chance to touch   My ballz, ballz, ballz   ballz, ballz, ballz   You'll never touch my ballz      [Verse 4 - Kuniva]   The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball   I'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft   Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud   It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punks   High steppin' through the end zone   I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone   It's time to rumble, no time to fumble   And I won't stumble, your frontline will tumble   Playin' ball with killas, my team's the realest   Three time offenders, even drug dealers   One of the best runnin' backs there never was   Movin' like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust      [Verse 5 - Proof]      Yack is high, I got the highest yack   Hit the ground so hard I leave tire tracks   Bizarre snap like a fire crack   And my palm more stickier than spider back   Eyin' my eye, ?? try and sack us   No matter how big they flyin' backwards   Wide reciever, recievin' wide   For every stride in my life, yo I breathe and die      [Verse 6 - Kon Artis]   Defense is playin' a pass   Then the quarterback peeps and screams (2, 43)   That means that its time for me   To run out the back like a bat straight outta hell   My tracks burn turf when they excell   I try to lateral pass the ball to Proof (Ooooh)   He got dropped and the ball came loose   And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stare   And use my lineman's shoulder as a chair   Now I'm flyin' through the air like a superhero   I can use this pose for a box of cereal   I'm no joke punk, I get my dinerio   For bein' the best player on my team what   As soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut   I do one run, run, the screen go run run   Then I cut, spin around in the endzone   Then I do the ninety shuffle so      [Chorus - Eminem]   Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,   You're standin' tough   But you know that no matter what   You'll never get the chance to touch   My ballz, ballz, ballz   basketballz, ballz, ballz   You'll never touch my ballz      [Outro - Eminem]   Footballs   I'm talkin' about footballs dude