I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes   I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you   Like all the bad clowns do   I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun   I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun   I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight   I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care   As long as I am there   I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank   I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank      Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man      The human cannonball I'll rise above it all   Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh God I'm gonna die   I just gotta get high   I am a carney worker I make two bucks   Every hour come to find out ... this job it f@*%#! sucks      Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man   I'm a carney man I'm a carney man   You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell   I'm a carney man