Goodness me, yes, I'd agree   I was the one who ended up our history   Well, it looks like you wrote the last page to me   Your friends say you've got a new man      Girl, that's so not cool in so many ways   These were supposed to be my carefree single days   Instead I'm punching walls and coming up with ways   Ways to win you back from your new man      Woah, woah, woah, woah   Woah, woah, woah, woah      Right now, he's a probably moaning your name   The thought of it is driving me insane   Got to get religion just to ease the pain   Thinking about you loving your new man      Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed?   Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead   Have you not heard a single word I've said?   No, you were busy loving your new man      Goodness garage, his name is probably Rog   He probably drives a truck and his hands are probably big   I bet he fixes things around your place when they break   If he says he likes your cooking he's a fake      Girl, please say, he doesn't tuck his shirts in, please   Please say, he doesn't wear a gold chain, please   Things were going great, I even went on a date   Then I found out about your new man      Woah, woah, woah, woah   Woah, woah, woah, woah      Right now, he's a probably moaning your name   The thought of it is driving me insane   Got to get religion just to ease the pain   Thinking about you loving your new man      Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed?   Told ya keep it frozen, it caught fire instead   Have you not heard a single word I've said?   No, you were busy loving your new man   Aw, come on      Holly around the tree that kiss was meant for me   Trust me he'll get way too drunk at your Christmas party   Your friends will laugh at first but as the night gets worst   Collectively they'll run off your new man      And who'll be standing there looking like Fred Astaire   Me, and I'll be singing   Where, oh, where have you been all fall?   While I was having a ball, certainly not with your new man      Woah, woah, woah, woah   Woah, woah, woah, woah      Right now, his a probably crying your name   The thought of it is driving him insane   Got to find another just to ease the pain   Thinking about you loving your new man      Well, did you get the messages he left on your phone?   Told you that he's sorry and to please, come home   Maybe you'd of answered but were you alone?   No, you were busy loving your new man, right      You were busy loving your new man, me   You were busy loving your new man, that's right