Has everybody got problems?   Yeah   Are you stuck in a dead end job?   Right   Frustrated and dissatisfied?   Are you on the edge of suicide?      Terrorist bombers on the left   Fascist plots on the right   Mass destruction and homicide   Are you horrified and terrorized?   Such a shame      We've all got problems I know it   There's one thing that's for sure   There's only one cure for all your hangups   And all your depressions      Have another drink it'll make you feel better   Have another drink and you'll feel alright   If you feel down and you're under the weather   Have another drink and you'll feel alright      Have another drink it'll make you feel better   Have another drink and you'll feel alright   If you feelin' down and you're under the weather   Have another drink and you'll feel alright      Facts and figures, filling out forms   Reading circulars, dictating letters   Is your occupation getting to your brain?   Is there no relief like a ball and chain?      There's no need to get depressed   Worrying won't make it better   There's only one consolation I can recommend   But don't take my word for it, try it for yourself      Have another drink and you'll feel alright   Have another drink it'll make you feel better   Have another drink and you'll feel alright   Have another drink it'll make you feel better   Have another drink and you'll feel alright      If you're feeling down and you're under the weather   Have another drink and you'll feel alright   Have another drink it'll make you feel better   Have another drink and you'll feel alright   If you're feeling down and under the weather   Have another drink and you'll feel alright      Have another drink and you'll feel alright