Oh my darling I sure loved that meal    Though I could still taste the pig squeal    Now I’m weak and losing focus    I think you gave me trichinosis       Trichinosis is little worms that dig    And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig    I love you hon but can’t help but notice    That you gave me trichinosis       By candlelight I ate that pork    I couldn’t see danger on my fork    Oh if you do love me completely    Never again feed me food that will eat me    Now I feel kinda strange inside like I’m in an apartment       With tenants I just can’t seem to evict    They’re having a party and I’m the buffet    I love you darling but I’d be lying    If I didn’t tell you this was eating me up inside