Mrs. Catto gets up at eight    When she hears her budgie    She puts her glasses on her face    So she can see her budgie       She reads the horoscopes out loud    She reads them to her budgie    She puts on her favourite blouse    And she shows it to her budgie       Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Very very very very much       Mrs. Catto calls her mom    She talks about her budgie    She writes a letter to someone    She writes about her budgie       Mrs. Catto takes a nap    She dreams about her budgie    She puts the birdcage on her lap    And she pets her budgie       Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Very very very very much       Mrs. Catto makes a snack   She feeds it to her budgie    She picks up the neighbour's cat    She feeds it to her budgie       Jehovah's Witnesses drop by    She feeds them to her budgie    Mr. Brown stops by and says hi    And she feeds him to her budgie       Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Mrs. Catto loves her budgie    Very very very very much       (*spoken* Thank you for your time.)