[Spoken]  Did you know there's over a billion people in the world?   There's over a million in New York alone  But the only one I'm into is my brother-in-law, ROY!     ROY RULES!   He's married to my sister  He wakes up in the morning  Watches Dora with my neice  And then macks on bananas  ROY RULES!   He works out in the morning  He runs in the park  And does a bunch of crunches  So he's got a killer bod-ay    [Spoken]  I'm so glad my sister married Roy  He gets along great with my whole family  He's hardworking, and great with kids  Oh and also, I wanna have sex with Roy!     ROY RULES!   I'd really like to taste him  We'll take off our pants  And wail on each other  Burn the marriage license in a wastebin    [Spoken]  Don't get me wrong  I'm not interested in Roy sexually  He's my sister's husband!   Still, though, if we did hook up,   It would be a 24/7 69!     ROY RULES!   He works in an office  I've got this theory  He was put on earth  By God to give men  SUCCULENT RUBB DOWNZ!   Roy, won't you come with me... ?     ROY RULES!   He love to wear t-shirts  But in my dreams  He is dressed like a pirate  And my dong is his peg leg    [Spoken]  So there you have it  This song is about my real life, brother-in-law, Roy  Just so you know, the dude in this video wasn't the actual Roy  THIS is the actual Roy  So I think you can see where I'm coming from  Oh, and Roy?   Next time I see you, don't be all weird about this.  You knew what you were getting into.