Bet she doesn't compare when you longing for affection   Bet she doesn't compare when your horny in the AM   Sure she doesn't hold a candle to my sweet lack of direction   Bet she can't win an argument like I can      I hear she can't read you cover to cover   Bet she ain't one tenth of the lover I am   Heard she don't get your goat like a shepard in the pasture   Bet she don't push your buttons like the elevator man      CHOURUS      QUICK STOP, THE FLOOR BEGINS TO DROP   THE DOORS ARE CLOSING IN, MY STOMACHS TURNING   FLIP FLOPS, THE AIR IS GETTING THIN   THE LACK OF OXYGYN GOES TO MY BRAIN   HIT STOP, I'M STARING AT THE CLOCK   AS IF I COULD HAE STOPPED IT FROM CRASH AND BURNING   DELIRIUM KICKS IN, I'M FLYING IN IMAGINARY AEROPLANES      Bet she doesn't compare when you change the topic of conversation   Bet she doesn't compare when you had it up to hear   I'm sure she don't-even-start-to-scratch-the-surface of your carefully built foundation   Bet she can't take a compliment, my dear      I'M SURE SHE DON'T SCREAM half as loudly when you fuck her   Bet she looks awful naked though she's tall thin and tan   Bet she don't leave you dangling like a parachute instructor   Bet she don't push your buttons like the elevator man      CHOURUS         She may sweat you like a bullet   But I smoke you like a fiend   Heard she tried out for my league but   She didn't make the team (3x)      CHOURUS (2x)