Let's take the boat out on the bay    Forget your job for just one day    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    It might be inappropriate because    Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah    I wish it didn't have to be so bad       But I'd play with fire to break the ice    And I'd play with a nuclear device    Is it something I'll regret?    Why do I want what I can't get?    I wish it didn't have to be so bad       The three-date theory is getting old    Everyone is getting left out in the cold    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    So I'll see you with another guy    Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah    I wish it didn't have to be so bad       But I'd play with fire to break the ice    And I'd play with a nuclear device    Is it something I'll regret?    Why do I want what I can't get?    I wish it didn't have to be so bad       I'll be moving on, moving on    Moving on, and on and on    Moving on, moving on    Moving on and on and on       But I'd play with fire to break the ice    And I'd play with a nuclear device    Is it something I'll regret?    Why do I want what I can't get?    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    I wish it didn't have to be so bad    (I wish it didn't have to PEE so bad!)       -----------------------------------------------------------------      Tom: You guys wanna hear from Satan again?    Satan: Well hello kids. Are you enjoying the show so far?    Chances all you're all gonna get laid tonight! I wanna sleep    with every single person here! Starting with the retards in    the... starting with the... sorry kids I'm not very funny any    more. I'm having a hellish of a day. Hey, I just made...    Tom: Wait... what if we did something like this. Hey Satan?    Satan: Yes Tom?    Tom: Hey, I was just wondering if I'm gonna get laid tonight.    Mark: Why no you're not Tom.    Tom: Why not?    Satan: Because your dick is small, dark, and ugly.    Tom: Alright. Am I funny or what?!?!?    (silence)    Mark: Hey, uh, I'm wanna tell ya how it's gonna work from, uh,    for the rest of the show here. We're gonna say that this is our    last song, and we're gonna play it, then we're gonna walk off stage,    but it's really we're not even done yet, we're gonna come back out    and play two more songs even after that, so, uh. That's how it works.    You know how it works. You go and you see a band play, the walk off    stage all "thanks a lot! goodnight!", and you know those motherfuckers    are gonna come back out and play two more songs anyways, so, you know    what. At least we're straight about it.    Tom: They call it an encore.    Mark: Yeah, it's an encore.    Tom: Encore. Say it with us kids, encore.