It's understood, I said it many ways   Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay   I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her   If I did, you know I'd never cheat her      But this I ask, It's what I want to know   How would you feel, If I should choose to go   Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely   Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me      She's a dove, She's a fuckin' nightmare   Unpredictable, it's my mistake to stay here   On the go and it's way too late to play   I need a girl that I can train      I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice   My dad used to give me all of his advice   He would say you got to turn your back and run now   Come on son, you haven't got a chance now      She's a dove, She's a fuckin' nightmare   Undpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here   On the go and it's way too late to play   I need a girl that I can train      She's a dove, She's a fuckin' nightmare   Undpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here   On the go and it's way too late to play   I need a girl that I can train      I need a girl that I can train   I need a girl that I can train   Turn your back and run now   You haven't got a chance now      --------------------------------------------------------------      Tom: Wow! Hey, I'm fucking in the mood... to party!   Mark: Hey all right!   Tom: Well fucking all right!   Hey, you know what we're gonna to do tonight?   A whole lotta' fuckin'.   Mark: We're all gonna get laid!   This song's about my herpes, it's called Don't Leave Me,   it goes like this.