Please, mom    You ground me all the time    I know that I was right    All along       And I'm hoping    Remember I'm a kid    I know not what I did    Just having fun       You couldn't wait for something new    And yesterday I thought of you    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away    It's too late, I fell through       Nothing to lose    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores    Nothing to do    They can't trust me because I blew it once before       Shit, dad    Please don't kick my ass    I know I've seen you trashed    At least one time       Can I blame it    On one of my dumb friends?    It's been awhile    Since I have used that line       You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)    For something new (for something new)    And yesterday (and yesterday)    I thought of you (I thought of you)    It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away    It's too late, I fell through       Nothing to lose    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores    Nothing to do    They can't trust me because I blew it once before       (Alright)       Nothing to lose    A boy who went out when he finished all his chores    Nothing to do    They can't trust me because I blew it once before       -----------------------------------------------------------------       Tom: Hey, uh, Mark.    Mark: What, what the fuck do you want, Tom? I'm sick of    "hey Mark, hey, hey Mark, hey Mark, hey look at this,    hey, look at, look at how I can make it bigger if I rub    it, look at this, hey Mark, come here."    Tom: No, seriously, Mark, hey, hey Mark. I wasn't really    masturbating. I've never done that. I was, uh... I was    inspecting my testicles for weird bumps.    Mark: That's what you say. That's what you say if your    parents ever catch you. "I wasn't masturbating, I was just    cleaning it and it went off."    Tom: You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about four days    ago? 'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as    well be into it.    Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it    cause otherwise we'll play it twice.    Tom: Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.