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By Weird Al Yankovic, Help me out, dig
All I do is grunt and groan,
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss
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By Weird Al Yankovic, They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece
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By Weird Al Yankovic, ["Last Resort" by Papa Roach]
Cut my life into pieces, this
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Yeah!
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm
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By Weird Al Yankovic, [sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin'
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Oh Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Finger food and an ice cold keg,
It won't cost you
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Rotten, so rotten here
So rotten, oh
It was like, the last
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I don't have a library card
But do you mind if
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I was watching my TV one night when they broke
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I
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By Weird Al Yankovic, It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's
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By Weird Al Yankovic, It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no
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By Weird Al Yankovic, ["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]
Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what
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By Weird Al Yankovic, (How ya doin' Bernie?)
Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?)
Oy
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By Weird Al Yankovic, A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away
Naboo
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal
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By Weird Al Yankovic, AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Don?t want to be
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured
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By Weird Al Yankovic, Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said
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By Weird Al Yankovic, I know that you
Don't know me very well
We've barely met
But
