My cousin and I were talking about rich people one day. She has just finish reading the latest issue of Forbes 500 and started talking about the lifestyles of the rich.



?I can't believe Bill Gates is no longer in the top spot. He has been number one for years.? ?Yeah. He donates most of his money to charity that is why, but $50 something billion is still a big amount.? ?Imagine if you have that kind of amount. What would you do?? ?Well, I would build a beautiful but unassuming house. It is difficult to live so luxuriously. I would be a favorite target of criminals. I would invest most of it in mutual funds, stocks and real estate. But since I am a techie, most of my furniture inside the house would be high end and high tech.? ?Aw. That is boring. If I got that kind of money, I would buy a yacht, a small jet and a fleet of cars.? ?Ok. I guess I will indulge in a fancy car.? She looks at me disbelievingly. ?Ok. Cars. I think I will buy for myself a Jaguar XKR, an Audi TT and a Lexus SUV.?

?But I guess these will all just be a dream cuz.? ?We could never be this filthy rich. We will all end up as employee is some company.? ?Hey. If we will just be employees, at least let us be rich employees. Do you know what industry pays big bucks? Advertising!? ?Haha really?? ?Yeah. Why don't you and I try to be advertisers?? ?I can do that. I can convince anyone to buy anything,? I bragged. ?So how about try selling this keyboard?? ?Hmm. Buy this keyboard now for it is the most ergonomically designed keyboard in the world!? ?That's lame cuz.? ?How about convince the people to play Bratz games?? ?Bratz games? Ok. Do you want to have countless hours of pure fun? Do you want to experience sensory bliss? Then play Bratz games! These games are designed by the best flash games designer in the business. With the Bratz dolls as your characters, Bratz games will surely provide you with best gaming experience that you truly deserve. So what are you waiting for? Play Bratz games now for the discerning gamer in you!? ?So how did I do?? ?Ha ha. That is not so bad cuz. The way you promote the games, you make it sound like it is as sophisticated as Halo 3 or as immersive as World of Warcraft.? ?Of course. I told you I am good at this. I could even convince Eskimos to buy refrigerators for their igloos!? ?Braggart! Haha But with those convincing skills, I am sure you will be included in Fortune 500 in no time. If you are already super rich, do not forget to buy me a Ferrari California Ok?? ?Haha. Sure. What is a Ferrari California to a billionaire like me?? I gave a fake bored yawn. ?Come on. Let us try playing that game I so zealously advertised.?