1. USB Pole Dancing Toy



For all you bad bad men out there! Let us introduce lovely Trixie Dixie , Deviltronics favourite Pole Dancer of the USb variety of course. We cannot enforce on you enough how she WILL put the broadest of smiles on your face, from ear to ear, grinning like the Cheshire Cat. To enjoy Trixie Dixie in all her glory just plug her into your USB port and she's ready to go, it's as simple as that! No batteries, no charging, no mess, no fuss, just plug n go

Not only will she boogie for you, being a mighty fine lap-dancer and all, she will also provide a funky light show accompanied with some steamy windows type music. Being wonderfully dressed up, or should we say dressed down, in a Flirty red bikini set she is sure to have your friends dribbling and panting like dogs. She is great for work, not only because she will sit neatly on your desktop like a rather rude pet, she will also be the envy of your office. Watch out for your boss though, seeing as he may steal her away only to plug her into his PC, then probably close his door and draw the blinds as well!

Not only is the USB Pole Dancer a great gift, the best thing about her is that she works for free, so no need to chuck your ?20 notes at her?.BEAT THAT!!

2. Fully Interactive USB Boxer

Relieve your tension with this totally addictive interactive USB Pugalist! So you've had a rollocking from the mean old boss whose caught you playing with your gadgets while you're supposed to be doing a crucial report. Now you feel like giving your manager a punch or two? WAIT! Don't do it as you'll end up sacked like a dog!

We recommend you plug the USB Boxer into your computer and knock out all your aggression without getting fired arrested, or sued! Beat them up

The USB Boxer desktop toy is operated by your keyboard and comes complete with unique graphics and ringside sound effects. He takes your usual computer type game off the screen and brings a bit of pugal presence right there on your desk. To get this dude all set-up load the software onto your PC, then plug him into the USB port and you're ready for ROUND 1, ding ding!

He'll jab away as you tap the left and right arrow keys jabbing the speed ball as he rotates around it. And boy does it tire your fingers out quickly! With multiple game modes and an auto setting to release the USB Boxers full potential you can just see how highly addictive and immensely competitive this office toy really is. The simple software records all your blows and keeps your scores, the perfect excuse to gather all your mates together for a full blown tournament to see who really is the toughest of them all!