Please remember what you are about to read are some jokes about the common traits that women seem to share when it comes to the males of the species.



1) It is ok for a woman t ask if she is gaining weight, but the man will be in the dog house if he says anything but no, or if he hesitates in his answer.

2) Women often enjoy venting about how awful their families are, but the Man can never agree or participate in the family bashing.

3) Women also enjoy bashing their significant others family, and if he does not agree then he is blind and stupid.

4) If a man makes a mess but does not clean it up he is being lazy, but when the a woman leaves a mess it is ok because she is just tired.

5) If a man is unhappy in his relationship he can get a divorce, but if he does he is abandoning the woman, but if a woman asks for a divorce she is doing the right thing, by getting out of a bad relationship.

6) Men should not yell at the kids, but the kids should stop giving the mom a reason to yell at them.

7) When a Woman asks her significant other to make her a cup of coffee it is no big deal, and is expected to be done with out a complaint, but if a man asks a woman for a cup of coffee the woman will come back with "I am Not Your Slave".

8) When the partner does not respond, the woman shouts and asks him to do so. But when he does, the woman shouts and asks him to shut up.

9) She will raise hell the moment he fails to comply with her important requests. But when he argues on the same lines, she will state that the same moral does not apply because each and every issue is crucial to her.

10) If he goes out and spends cash on something, she will claim that is a spendthrift. But, when she follows suit, the reason is that life is worth living to the fullest.

11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her because this is one of his major faults. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize. The only problem why she does not is that such an occasion has yet to arise.

12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked hard and had a terrible day.

Conclusion:

A woman is infinitely more beautiful, encouraging, entertaining, wonderful and humane than a man will ever be. But, women have their own particular peculiarities too, and some of these have been pointed out in the above eleven female secrets of being.

Caution:

Characterizing someone, even if it is very politically incorrect, is not my intent, and this article is meant for laughs alone, so please treat it accordingly.