Though their success is dubious, these lines are sure to make her eyes roll. Use them at your own risk. You may need a beer to put the flames out from being shot down.



Number 10: "I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" Though thousands of guys have gotten phone numbers from this line, not one of those numbers has actually been the real number of the girl giving it.

Number 9: "Polar Bear." The girl then looks confused and asks what? "I'm just trying to break the ice." This one is just plan stupid. The confused look on her face will last too long and she will just think you are strange.

Number 8: "Can I borrow your cell phone? I told my mom I would call her when I fell in love." Okay, no you didn't. Invoking mom can score big, but you need to save it for the right moment or it will all be used up.

Number 7: "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I come in again?" Never, never, never invite her to tell you to leave. This is just plain setting yourself up.

Number 6: "Hey I lost something. Can you help me find it?" When she responds "What?" You say "A small piece of paper with your phone number on it." Lame. Need I say more?

Number 5: "Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out." Sounds like a line from the Fresh Prince. And it didn't really work for him.

Number 4: "Are you a parking ticket because you have the word fine all over you?" What does this even mean?

Number 3: "Poof...I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes." Confidence is sexy. Arrogance will strike you out. I've rarely seen this line delivered with confidence.

Number 2: "Can you please put my ferrari keys in your purse? I don't have any pockets." Unless you are Italian and are really wearing pants without pockets she won't even roll her eyes. It's not even worth acknowledgement. Caveat: If it's true, you will likely succeed.

Number 1: "If you were a booger I'd pick you first." Okay, what moron would ever use the term booger to try to pick up a chick? This one will not even get a giggle, except from your 7th grade friends. But if you wanted to date them you would not need this line.

Bottom line (because that's what guys like): If you want to talk to a girl just go up and talk to her. Lines are far more successful part way into the conversation when you say the line you were going to use. That will get her to laugh.